i'm maguire, 18, new college of florida- me: i had a dream last night that i was sleeping with someone at new college.
- nina: sounds like your future.
- me: he had a beard.
- nina: sounds like your past.
Maguire got an iPod charger stuck in her hair and She’s laying on me waiting for me to untie it… So I took a picture.
It’s actually somehow tied though…. This may end with a haircut
Taken with instagram
don’t worry nina, i instagram’d that shit
Nina was just hitting on Siri
it was like
Nina: you’re so cool, Siri.
Siri: that’s correct. I use advanced heat dissipation techniques.
Nina: you’re very clever, Siri.
Siri: flatterer.
Nina: I only give credit where credit is due.
Siri: I don’t know what you mean by that. would you like me to search the web for it?
Nina: I’d like to search your pants for it.
Siri: finding your current location.
she got rejected by Siri lawl
- Nina: ooh look at my badass knife
- *pulls out huge knife*
- me: wow that's a pretty nice knife
- Nina: yeah I know
- *starts slicing papers, accidentally slices finger*
- Nina: ow shit
- me: where did you even get that thing?
- Nina: a homeless person left it in the restaurant
- me: ...
“no, you’re doing shadow puppets, not sign language. they’re different.”
filed under: statements I never thought I would need to make
Nina, my mom and I were talking about our mascot, the fighting tarpon. Nina told a story about how the girls’ hair covered up the r on their soccer jerseys so people called them the fighting tampons. and then my darling mother says, “well, then you could say, ‘up yours!’”
whenever someone comments on how my best friend is arab and i’m jewish, she likes to yell, “PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST,” kiss her fist, and then pump it in the air
the best part of my day (or actually of any day for a while):
my best friend, our mothers and i went for fish and chips at this irish pub in our town. we ate our fish and chips and played uno, and then we just sat there for about an hour telling each other the worst jokes we could think of, and describing episodes of law and order svu. nina’s mom was laughing so hard she was crying.
how Nina and I text when 30 rock is on
- nina: ugh i am in love with this guy. i'm going to get his name.
- me: go for it!
- nina: and number.
- me: owwww, get it, girl!
- nina: and baby.
- me: okay, slow down, champ.
- nina: nope, i imprinted.
Nina and I are watching the aristocats and our friend told us all the characters are named after famous French people
so we were thinking about all the names and who it could be after…
and we were like Toulouse? and then Nina and I were like OMG Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec!!!!! and he’s a painter!!!!!
we are lame art nerds
