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Nina: jejainsjdjgkfkfokdkd
me: what?
Nina: whdhjdksnsniskjdj
me: I have no idea what you're saying baby. 
Nina: tired. 
me: okay. 
me: ahh, that's my face!
Nina: sorry. 
Nina: what's that?
me: my penis. 
 (Nina strokes my arm and falls asleep)

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day

Mar 1st

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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY 
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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nina just made me touch her butt to see if it was sticky

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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“I remember riding in a taxi one afternoon between very tall buildings under a...”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald “My Lost City” (via poydrasreview)

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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if anyone wants to they can get me a nmh shirt for my birthday http://www.orangetwin.com/store2.html

Feb 29th

blainesbonerinkurtsasshole: Season 6 of Glee: “I am the only openly straight kid in my school” this is how i’m beginning to feel in my life. i’m the only one who doesn’t really care for boobs

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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i think i post about poetry every tuesday night

because every wednesday morning i have a poetry response due for lit class. and every week i go UGHHHH I LOVE THIS POEM. i don’t love it this week, but i like it digging

Feb 29th

my local news is covering a story of a dude with a monster truck RUNNING OVER AND CRUSHING some kid’s new car. and the guy is trying to defend himself by saying, “i thought it was abandoned. i asked if it belonged to anyone. they said it was extra.” so you CRUSHED IT? with your MONSTER TRUCK?

Feb 29th

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makin’ tea at 10 at night! i need the caffeine in order to more effectively not do my homework

Feb 29th

“YOLO.”

– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

Feb 29th

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