February 2012
342 posts
thought the power went out
lol no
it was just my iPhone’s screen going off
best definition of hentai
“it’s like masturbating to your sims showering but idk”
“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S Lewis (St. Augustine)
(via antelopebaby)
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edwardspoonhands:
AHHHH! HERE IS THE NEWS! The Show with Ze Frank RETURNS!
Incredibly exciting news, although here on my iPhone it says video format not compatible.
i get home from school and i’m like
and then i take out my contacts and take off my bra and i’m like
When you're stalking someone on Facebook and...
tyleroakley:
“Ball droppings can be beautiful. For example, when it turns an awkward soprano...”
– Andy Bernard (via chapstickandcladdagh)
oh my god my aunt is imitating the French director of the artist
in a ridiculous accent she’s like
“I want to thank the people for putting money in my pockets, I want to thank the film, I want to thank the cameras so much, I want to thank the screen… I want to thank the chairs that the people sit on…”
I’m losing it
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
“I saw a giant lesbian. who is Conan o’brien anyway, and why is she so sad?” -30 rock
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
40 weirdly intriguing questions... that no one...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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sometimes i feel that youth/internet culture, especially tumblr, is unfair to women in a new way: those posts with girls flashing signs that say “self-respect,” hating on girls who dress provocatively or wear a lot of makeup, and the like.
i don’t think it’s bad to be a little bit “shallow.” just because i wear lipstick doesn’t mean i’m not a...
repetitivedrivil asked: It's Time for TLI Wednesday! Where you answer complicated questions with short non descriptive answers! Describe the perfect Vacation!
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“Navigare navem ad astra plus est quam respondere multis stultis quaesitionibus”
– New College of Florida’s NCSA motto, in Latin from a student class of ‘73.”There’s more to running a star ship than answering a bunch of damn fool questions.” (via training-jasmine-how-to-vine)
